Third Grade Creative Writing Homework...Mr. Smarty Pants Andrew
Assignment: If all the streets were rivers, how would this change things at
your school? How would you get to school?
Answer: If my street was a river I could swim with fish every day. I could
try catching fish with my hands. It would be hard to play football and other
games.
How will I get to store and places? Most of all how will me and my brother
get to school? How will my Dad get to work? And my mom get to 7eleven?
What if it's over my door and car? Will I have to swim? Take a boat? Will I
have to walk underwater? I don't want to stay home! I want to go to school! I
don't want a river in my street.
Do you see this sweet innocent little boy?
(And yes I used my camera phone to take a pic of a pic they sent home from school)
HE RATTED ME OUT!!
Everyone else gets to go to all of these great important places like work and school, and all poor Momma gets to do is go to the 7-11!! Its nice to know that that is what he thinks I do all day!! While Dad is out bringing home the bacon, and he and Lukas are getting their ed-u-ma-cation, Momma is sitting around watching soaps and eating bonbon's she bought at the 7-11! Thanks kid!
And as payback. Here are two pictures that will now live forever in the inner bowels of the internet. In 5 years, one of your friends is going to dig these up and pick on you. And I am going to remind you of the 7-11 comment and laugh my evil laugh.
PRESENTING....
ANDREW AS ELTON JOHN!!
And before you ask, those are HIS sunglasses. He just "claimed" my emergency pair of scratched up rock star glasses as his own. He is currently sitting on the couch playing Wii wearing this exact outfit, except now "his" sunglasses are perched on top of his head like his momma's.... ::sigh::
