I really think I might be insane! Who in their right mind goes camping in January, even if they do live in Flori-duh? Especially knowing that the night might be one of the coldest in the history of the entire state? Especially knowing that they do not own a coat, or gloves or even a nice warm ski cap? Yeah that would be me and my overly excited little family...that apparently somehow grows when we go camping to include THREE psuedo-husbands and 6 extra boys? Lemme explain the psuedo-husbands before my dad has a stroke....I wasn't the only mom camping but I was the only "active and engaged" mom camping...WHY am I always the only girl??? One family is a single dad and he had all three of his littles with him and he was the leader of the pack this time and very busy...but I tend to step in with his kids alot so that's normal. One had to work late and his wife just had a baby, so I had him with my gang. And then we had one that just always hangs with us.
Camp was great. We got there and got set up. The big guys knew I was going to spend most of the night alone so they had saved our tent a space in the middle so they could protect me from all of the tigers and bears and wolves (oh my) that were planning on eating me in the middle of the night. We got set up and it was Activity Time.
Our first activity was cane pole fishing. With corn. On the pond. In the cold. Needless to say, the fishies were WAY smarter than the scouts. Next, we had a free period...so back to camp to finish putting up tents and blowing up air mattresses. Then we moved onto "sports game" It was some silly version of football and tag. Andrew fell and cried. The final game at this station was Tug Of War. Andrew fell and cried. Then we moved on to the next activity. Jedi Ball. There were tiny nerf basketballs and you threw them at each other if you got hit you sat down and your Jedi "tapped" you with his light saber and you could play again. Andrew got smacked in the face with a ball. He cried. (Are you noticing a pattern here?) Next station was the Great Wall of China. The kids wore flag football belts, the parents lined up on the midline, the kids had to run past us, if we got their flags, they joined the wall. Andrew cried. TWICE. Then we got to go to archery. Andrew ROCKED at Archery and he didn't even cry! He is awesome with a bow. I was way impressed. And did I mention that he didn't cry?? WOOHOO!! The last activity was coming up with the skits for council ring later that night.
After skit, we went back to the campsite to cook dinner. Hamburgers, hot dogs, fish, chips and baked taters. By this time, it's getting COLD! I was already shivering! I only had on like 6 layers at that point. But Maz brought me a surprise! A ski parka!! I was very very very very very very excited to be wearing a ski parka. Not that I would ever actually go skiing but wearing the coat made me a very happy camper. Finally we got to eat and get ready for the council ring. As I was eating my potato, I realized how nice and warm my hands were...***MOMENT OF GENIUS*** I snatched a potato and popped it in the pocket of my hoodie and had a instant hand warmer. That thing last all the way through the council ring. Woohoo council ring, grey squirrel, silly skits, chattering teeth sitting on rock benches. YUCK
After council ring, we went back and started the 'Smore Fest. Neil left for work. We ate more 'Smores. Andrew was finally ready for bed. I was the mean mommy and made him change his clothes. I might not have gone camping in a long long long time but I do remember some of those things I learned as a girl scout. Lots of those kids slept in the clothes that they had been wearing all day and they froze, even in their sleeping bags! Not Andrew. He said he stayed warm. I put him in his sleeping bag and then put him in MY sleeping bag. Did the same for Lukas an hour later. Which created a problem. Neil and I were sleeping bagless!! Once the kids finally crashed. We had some adult time around the fire. The grown ups started disappearing one at a time. Until it was 2AM and there were four of us left. The idea of going back to the tent and putting out the fire to get into freezing cold sleeping bags just wasn't something we were interested in doing. So we sat up all night and slept in camp chairs over the fire. It was so cold that one side of your body would be getting frostbite and the other side was roasting. We had to get up and change directions like rotisserie chickens every 20 minutes or so. About 5AM, the guys put another log of white pine on the fire. It blazed up really well....and singed Sean's butt really good. He took off running. We laughed so hard we woke everybody up. BUT I did make it all the way through the night withOUT leaving like SOME people!
Then it was time for breakfast, which of course has to be a mess. We made omelets in plastic bags in a turkey fryer of boiling water. If you write on the bag in just the right place, the ink will transfer through the bag onto your eggs! I just had to draw a crown and write princess on mine. One of the older boys had to correct me and tell me that I am not a princess, that I am the old evil queen...remind me to kill him later. LoL Then off to more council ring and awards. We were tied for 1st with 12 scouts camping!! Then we packed up to head home.
We were making one last pass through the camp site to make sure that we had 'left no trace' and Andrew stumbled upon a lost tiger in the woods. (A tiger is a 1st grade scout) The little boys was crying and lost and wearing a skunk hat. Andrew tried to calm him down and promised him that his mom would find his parents. Andrew was so calm and grown up, he put his arm around the kid and patted him on the back. It was neat to watch. He told us later that he knew what to do because of the "No Child Left Behind Act" LoLoLoLoLoLoL
We got home about 1:30PM. We took showers, got a snack and slept the afternoon away. Woke up, ordered pizza and slept some more. I heard there was a football game being played across town...I think I saw three commercials and a handful of plays. The kids told me the next morning that the Steelers won. Good for them and thank goodness that the tourists are all gone!!!
It's GASPARILLA INVASION weekend!! I love the parade and the invasion and the take over of Tampa's government. I love me some pirates! LoL
Going to get a real haircut tomorrow and dunno what to get. I have mom hair sooooo bad. It's sooooo long but I dont think I want to cut it short enough to donate it this time. I want a hair
STYLE not just a haircut! Any suggestions?